I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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