is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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