Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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