I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
