well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
it glows. i had to have it.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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