but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
i drank out of a bidet.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
