Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Do plants get herpes?
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