I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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