I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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