this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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