Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
third nipple confirmed
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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