i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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