they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
