have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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