i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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