That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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