Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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