; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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