Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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