I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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