I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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