real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize
