So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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