it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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