seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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