Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Someone shattered a urinal.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
