You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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