i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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