her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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