with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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