Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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