just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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