Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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