I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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