Having a random hookup so left but love u
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
