P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Vodka?
Forever.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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