Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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