Fuck appropriateness.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
