Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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