As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Randomize
