No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i will never coherently bang her
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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