So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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