the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
i believe in u and ur pee
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
