So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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