Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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