ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
The ass gains better be worth it
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