sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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