hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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