so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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