it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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