this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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