In America we eat man semen.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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