Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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