Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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